May 2012
34 posts
Horses spook at the most random and most...
Trying to get on the horse with one foot in the...
when all of a sudden:
Running from ring to ring when someone asks you if...
and you’re like,
7 tags
You arrive at a show and realize you forgot the...
7 tags
Watching a beginner tack-up for the very first...
6 tags
You forget to feed a supplement on your way out...
and I’m like,
BTW thank god for smartpaks <3
When I get off my horse mid-awful lesson so the...
and my horse is like,
6 tags
New person comes to join the barn
I’m like,
7 tags
Approaching the horse with dewormer
and the horse is like,
6 tags
When I'm asked to volunteer cleaning stalls
and I’m like,
5 tags
Non-horsey friend asks to ride my horse?
8 tags
Someone tells you riding bareback isn't...
and I’m like,
5 tags
When someone tells you riding isn't a sport.
Order of emotions:
When I see that one person who always wears hot...
and I’m like,
6 tags
When you win a gymkhana
and it’s all,
6 tags
Trying to catch that one pony in the field for 30...
and the pony is like,
Feeding time: when all hell breaks loose.
6 tags
You have to switch barns and say goodbye to your...
and it’s all like,
8 tags
Finding a hot, straight guy at a horseshow
I’m like,
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When a coach compliments my position
And I’m like,
When I finally look in the mirror after a full hot...
I’m definitely like,
When I overhear barn drama
I’m like,
5 tags
Showing for the first time.
What I hope for:
What actually happens:
The day when my horse chooses to respect my aids,
Trying to warm up in a very busy ring
and I’m terrified of,
6 tags
After a long day at the show
I’m just ready to,
7 tags
When a random person at your barn can't stop...
and I’m like,
5 tags
You spend so much time and money at the barn
you end up saying,
After a horrible ride and
the rest of your day is like,
Riding my victory lap
and I’m like,
Trying to fit everything into the trailer
when this happens,
7 tags
When your competition attempts the tightest line...
9 tags
As scores are being announced,
Getting up at 4am for Show Prep
And I’m like,