May 2013
2 posts
7 tags
Watching your idol ride
the-great-pursuit asked: do you jump? or do just dressage?
April 2013
4 posts
4 tags
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A+, 10/10, would recommend, Olympian in the...
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Thinking of all the worst case scenarios in the...
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Those annoying horse show manure dumpsters. So...
March 2013
3 posts
6 tags
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When I stand in front of my horse's stall and he...
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Trying to memorize a complicated dressage test
February 2013
10 posts
6 tags
Trying to ride in a quadrille but someone keeps...
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Walking into a full barn only to be ignored by...
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When you first move up a level in your riding and...
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Browsing the horse tag and finding porn,
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When your show bill arrives,
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The amazing feeling of pride you get at a...
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When dogs won't stop barking at the loft cats
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Stages of putting the stirrup leathers back on the...
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Mom: Go clean your room.
Mom: Do your homework.
Mom: Shovel the driveway.
Barn Friends: Let’s go for a 3 hour trail ride, clean all our tack, and groom our horses to perfection, and then dust all our saddle pads, clean our boots, and finish off with Starbucks and a run to the tack store to check out the newly added sales items.
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Just a question...
OK so I have been riding for a few years now and I am getting super competitive…with myself. I had a lesson today with a new trainer and she just tore me up, and said i had nice hands and that was it. I’m really torn up inside because I thought I was doing much better- has anyone ever felt this way? How do I get rid of the awful feeling of failing at the only thing I thought I was good...
January 2013
4 posts
5 tags
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those goober horses with the hanging lower lip...
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Those annoying barn dogs that have to drag...
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Accidently saying "DOOR" when you open the door...
and everyone around you is like:
December 2012
5 posts
Anonymous asked: That video of the girl tripping over the jump, that belongs to xjumpforthestarsx on YouTube you should credit her
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When you catch the runaway horse, and return to...
and you’re like:
and the horse is like:
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Naturally talented.
credits: xjumpforthestarsx
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My parents watching me ride a course of jumps...
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Me: Shoot, we're out of treats!
My horse:
November 2012
2 posts
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Me: Hey, let's pick up the canter!
Horse: *throws some bucks*
Me:
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Horsin' around
October 2012
9 posts
7 tags
I really want to ride right now...oh sandy
Anonymous asked: are you the Pippin from JMR?
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When the rent's complain about how much time and...
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Riding through the flu.
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Meeting your riding instructor out of an...
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"I'm going to start exercising so my riding is...
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What my princess of a horse most definitely...
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Going riding with your friend after buying riding...
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When you land a fall off your horse, and you feel...
September 2012
6 posts
7 tags
Trying to vault onto my pony's back.
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Me, to horse: Can you please stop whipping me with...
My Horse:
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Whenever I turn out my horse, I day dream that it...
But no. He’s all like:
and gallops away.
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Putting on random clothes in a hurried scramble...
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When you have a really bad ride in the show ring,...
because even though it looked OK, you felt how wrong everything was.
August 2012
17 posts
7 tags
Trying to be healthy at a sleep-away horse show.
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Admit it- you've tried your horse's grain.
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Grueling lessons in the outdoor ring in 100 degree...
Anonymous asked: what is your name?
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I want to compete in the Olympics!